Best Natural Remedy for Annoying Coworkers
Nothing says, "Hands off my stapler," better than an eco-friendly tribal relic. Keep it in your cubicle and be ready to OOGA BOOGA at will. Free voodoo curse available with purchase.
CozyStudio, $35

There are times when a polite greeting and social small talk can be comfort on a long flight. For the remaining 90% of air travel, allow me to present this vintage 40's era handpainted gauze mask, an affordable option for guys and gals on the go. Light and portable, it will breeze past security without adding extra weight to your carry-on. Once comfortably seated, secure mask firmly on face and assume nap position. Remain silent for the duration of the flight, and thank me for helping you enjoy a pleasant flight.
TinselandTrinkets, $3
Best Stalker Deterrent
Face it, you can't help being irresistible. Too bad those charms are so powerful - there's no way to zero in on just one sweetie! What to do when Creepy Carl or Desperate Donna manage to weave into your web? It's hard to shake those clingy catches without a fail-proof plan. Why not send a clear message with this 1970's-era Gargamel/Fred Flintstone/Psychobilly Mask? After all, this is no time to be subtle. You'll quickly quell any romantic interest, saving valuable time that could be spent playing Casanova to other cuties.
BytheWayside, $12
Best Anti-Childwatching Device

RoseLuv, $12
Great feature and so timely! I love that you've incorporated masks that can be worn all year! Thanks for featuring my vintage monster clown/Gargamel/Fred/Psycho mask :)
ReplyDeleteIt's a shame we don't celebrate Halloween here.
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Or is it?
Wouldn't it be more fun for me to pull on one of these masks right when people are least expecting it, rather than on Halloween when they probably would be expecting it.
Yes. It would.