However, according to my formula:Vintage pastel radio = cute
Vintage protein-laden soft contacts = painfully uncute
I've got some some saline solution, but it's a nose spray. You know, for when you get all stuffy and just want to clear out the gremlins. If it's just saline, I should be able to quickly rinse my contacts with it, right? Well, better not risk it. Too much "happy" at stake. Here's a clue: It's Teal and Has 2 Wheels.